House thought of Alwyn... well, propositioning him. Sort of. And it was inappropriate. Even though House knew that most of the faculty didn't care, and a significant amount did the same thing. Including, he had an inkling, the new headmaster. But strangely enough, another thought he'd had was - would Wyn care? Which was ridiculous, because why would he. And it was also ridiculous that Alwyn would want -

"Why ah, why don't we stand," he said, because he couldn't imagine a non-awkward way to kiss sitting in these chairs. Unless Wyn climbed onto his lap. Which... well. House to to his feet.